TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well more intense than a jalapeno in July, Texas has been grabbed by the King himself! It's like an old-timey rock and roll feast with every town lookin' slicker than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the fried chicken wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been pourin' to Texas like it's Graceland on a Saturday night,